try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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