she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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