Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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