she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
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