Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Randomize
