he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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