This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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