why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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