I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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