just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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