Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I want to be your penis for a week.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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