You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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