Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
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