I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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