I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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