If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Are we still banned from the library?
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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