I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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