Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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