wat bout pragnant strippers??
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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