I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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