My liver just broke up with me...
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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