Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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