Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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