the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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