i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Randomize
