I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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