So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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