He is an equal opportunity slut.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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