she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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