Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I supernannyed him into submission
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