Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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