Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
