i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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