It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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