Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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