He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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