dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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