How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Randomize
