It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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