He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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