Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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