she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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