i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
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