Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Randomize
