I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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