What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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