yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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