she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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