I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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