So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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