There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
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