i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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