If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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