Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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