is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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